World Telecommunications Day

Today is World Telecommunications and Information Society Day.The good folks organizing this holiday hope you’ll consider the benefits our global society receives from the Internet and not just focus on LOLcats, writing snarky comments on news stories and looking at naked people do impossible things with vegetables.

This year’s theme is about gender equality in information and communication technologies, so drop by the official website and take a look. Your next big idea could help women around the world.

National Chocolate Chip Day

Today we celebrate those really good things in tiny packages called chocolate chips. Don’t think chocolate is geeky?Then you’ve never combined chocolate with (prepare echo chamber) SCIENCE… SCIence…science!

Chocolate can be used in a variety of experiments. What effect does a sugary, carbonated liquid have on chocolate chips? What kind of chocolate melts the fastest? And, as demonstrated above, how can you measure the speed of light with chocolate?

Of course, you could just eat your chocolate chips in cookies, ice cream or cake, but where’s the fun in that? Just kidding. Buy enough so you can have your chocolate and experiment on it, too.

Robot Day

Give your Roomba the day off; it probably has tickets to see Shimon the jazz robot with your espresso machine, unless R2D2 and C-3PO have invited it over to the big birthday bash for George Lucas, who turns 68 today. After the party, they’ll pour a quart of biodegradable oil on the ground for their lost homie, Skylab, who was first launched today in 1973.

ZDTV Day

Before “Tosh 2.0,” there was “Internet Tonight.” Today in 1998, a new television channel focused solely on computers and the burgeoning Internet culture premiered. While other channels played with shows about computers, usually featuring the sleekest, most expensive things you could buy, ZDTV built a rabid fan base by being practical. “Call for Help” featured the booming voice and endless patience of Leo Laporte walking newbies step by step through their computer problems. “The Screen Savers,” with Laporte and Kate Botello (later replaced by Patrick Norton) catered to the advanced user with demos and interviews of the computing world’s major players. Filling time were shows on computing and finance, gaming, and the future of technology with John C. Dvorak, television’s most entertaining grouch since Oscar.  “Big Thinkers,” a truth-in-advertising program if there ever was one, interviewed luminaries like Douglas Adams and Michio Kaku.

The cable channel changed its name to TechTV within a couple of years to entice a larger audience, and was finally sold by former Microsoft exec Paul Allen to G4 Media in 2004, who then eventually stripped out all the practical computer shows and focused solely on gaming.

ZDTV’s demise created a hole in the computing world, one that was filled by Laporte gathering his fellow TechTV hosts and crew and creating a web-based network called This Week in Tech, or TWiT. The spirit of the shows we all loved lives on, joined by new geek-centric shows covering all corners of technology, from the latest iPad to ham radio.

Celebrate today by checking out TWiT and catching up with some of your favorite people, or take a look back with this classic clip from “The Screen Savers,” when a recently freed Kevin Mitnick went back on the Internet live on the air.

International Monty Python Status Day

Tired of posting what you had for breakfast or the latest cute puppy photo on Facebook? Say no more! Today is International Monty Python Status Day, a chance to break out of your whiny social media rut and fill the Internet with nonsensical quotes sure to irritate and befuddle all your humor-impaired friends.

Need some help? We’ll get you started.

“It’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.”

“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.”

“Well, there’s Spam, egg, sausage and Spam, that doesn’t have much Spam in it.”

“He’s not pining, he’s passed on!”

If you need even more, watch the video above from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail,” or just head into a crowd and yell, “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” Your fellow Python geeks will shout back enough lines to keep you well-stocked all day long.

Moon Bounce Day

Today in 1962, scientists at M.I.T. bounced a laser beam off the surface of the moon and illuminated a few miles of lunar ground, proving that laser light can travel through space. More specific measurements were gathered years later when crews of the Apollo missions positioned retro reflectors on the lunar surface, which returned the laser’s light with pinpoint accuracy. Those reflectors are also the best argument for geeks to use against “moon landing hoax” believers, because those lasers aren’t just bouncing off the shiny bumper of E.T.’s pimped-out U.F.O. Of course, you can just walk away from debates, but you know in your nerdy heart that’s never going to happen.

To celebrate, watch this great Mythbusters clip of the retro reflectors in action!

National Teacher Day


Every geek had at least one teacher in school that encouraged, challenged and made learning an incredible experience. Maybe it was an elementary school teacher who told you that you could read H.G. Wells instead of “My Friend Flicka.” Perhaps it was a high school instructor who let the class choose their own science experiments instead of just going by the book.

No matter who inspired you, celebrate them on this day. Let them know they made a difference in your life, because that’s the main reward of teaching (it’s certainly not the pay).Tweet or update your Facebook status with the names of those inspirational teachers.

If you’re a geeklet all grown up and teaching now, thank you. You’re amazing and spiffy and shiny, and you deserve a day at the spa instead of an ecard featuring a dancing apple, but hey, at least we remembered. Ecards are probably easier to store than 20 years of hand turkey pictures.

 

Integrated Circuit Day

Today in 1952, the idea for an integrated circuit chip was presented at a Washington, D.C. symposium by the unfortunately named British scientist Geoffrey Dummer.

Although Dummer was the first with the theory, he couldn’t follow through with a working example and lost his funding. The patent ended up going to Jack Kilby of Texas Instruments a few years later, and the world moved an inch closer to the technology boom we know so well today.

If you’re of a certain age, celebrate today by digging out the oldest Texas Instruments calculator you have and crunching a few numbers on it. Or you can just spell out “b00b5,” it’s your choice.

 

 

 

Photo credit: Flickr/Marcin Wichary

Free Comic Book Day

Today is devoted to bringing new fans into the comic book scene, and the range of free comic books is stunning. Depending on the store, you can pick up anything from a comic book re-telling of “My Favorite Martian” to Smurfs to Lady Death. For the full list of free comics offered today, visit the official Free Comic Book Day site.

Of course Spiderman and the other major stars of ink and paint will be available, but the most sought-out freebie just might be the Star Wars/Serenity dual issue by Dark Horse Comics. While the free comics are excellent, be a good geek and buy some comics too. Not every comic store owner lives on tuna like Stuart from “Big Bang Theory,” but they all will appreciate your business.

There will also be special events and signings in many stores, but if you can’t make it to a comic shop near you, ComiXology is holding a cool 99-cent sale on many digital titles.

No matter how you get your comics today, take pride in reading and sharing your geekitude today!

Star Wars Day

It’s Star Wars Day! Why? Because the only thing geeks love more than free comic books (which is tomorrow, by the way) are puns. May the Fourth Be With You is the day’s traditional greeting, so consider this your personal “Take a Jedi to Work” Day and whip out your light saber during a long, boring meeting.

In addition to driving your co-workers crazy today, you can also celebrate by watching the nifty video above from the folks at Lego which condenses the original trilogy in just over two minutes.